Amy N Kaplan

For Adult Product Website

Most “About Us” pages tell you about:

• The humble beginnings of the ownership
  • I grew up in a middle class environment in Philadelphia, PA with my parents and sister.  Vacationed in Atlantic City, NJ and enjoyed hot chocolate and toasted cinnamon buns with lots of butter on a nightly basis.

• The hardships they overcame growing up
  • I was a pudgy kid…DAMN cinnamon buns!  I was teased and people made fun of my name…”Herbert”.  All I ever heard was either “Herbert Sherbert” OR “Herbert Pervert”.   Maybe the “nickname” had something to do with my fascination of the female form. I studied it the best way I knew how…
    • Playboy Magazine
    • Who could ever forget Xavier Hollander – The Happy Hooker in Penthouse Magazine
    • Those titillating articles in my sister’s Cosmopolitan Magazine. 
    • …and then the old stand-bys…National Geographic Magazines and the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle (filled OR emptyJ)

• Why the owner is so outstanding
  • Outstanding…well…how about remarkably average?  Yes, I did well in school & graduated with honors.  I’ve been working non-stop since the age of 17.  However, I always wanted to branch out and run my own business.  So after many, many years I decided to “fully insert myself” (hmmm…or should that be immerse;-) into the entrepreneurial world!

• The greatness of the company
  • It is best stated in our Mission Statement…” To bring joy through enhanced intimacy, fun, adventure and excitement to all couples regardless of age, race and sexual orientation”
  • We also believe in giving back to the community.  We donate a percentage of EVERY SALE to the American Cancer Society.   This cause was selected because cancer impacts everyone regardless of age, race or sexual orientation.

• Why you should buy from them
  • Simply Erotic Xtras believes that all individuals deserve happiness in at least one area of their life.  An area that is often overlooked, forgotten or analyzed to death is the sexual health of individuals.  People need to keep this aspect of their life vibrant and energized.  What better way to do this than to bring fun and new stuff into the bedroom…OR…living room…..OR …shower…OR…. field of wildflowers…OR….well, you get the ideaJ

Obviously, I do not want to bore you with inane information about Simply Erotic Xtras.  So in order to make it short & sweet.  We are:

• A business that takes the guesswork out of how to keep the fires burning in you sex life
• A company that maintains a sense of humor and enjoys living life to its fullest
• Socially conscious and care about the health and welfare of our clients, partners and employees.  They are all part of our extended family.
• Empowered to treat everyone with dignity and respect